Computer Humor

For the geek in all of us...

• Guide to the Care and Usage of Diskettes
• Man Catches Virus From Computer!
• I Want Your VAX
• Computers meet Dr. Seuss
• Telecommunications Dictionary
• Be a programmer!
• Computer Viruses
• Computer Folks' Reactions to a Glass of Milk
• Where Characters Go When You Delete Them
• Newton's Lightbulbs
• If Operating Systems Were Beers
• Guide To Software Revisions
• PC Sales Jargon
• 50 Ways To Confuse People in the Computer Lab
• Man-Machine Interface
• Military Specs
• Computer Acronyms
• Computer Musings and Error Messages We'd Like to See
• Signs Your Computer Is Possessed
• World Standards Day
• Things You Hope Your Sysadmin Will Never Say
• Geek Theology
• Spell Checkers
• Tenne-C
• The C-Monkey
• Year 2000 Response
• Two Digits for a Date
• Remember When...?
• Reasons Computers Are Male/Female
• Understanding Computer Jargon
• Poem: Before Computers
• Computer Haikus
• Top 12 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon Programmer
• Computer Companies/Service Providers
• Compaq Ad
• If Various Computer (and other) Companies Made Toasters...
• What state is Germany in again?
• Computer Names We'd Like To See
• Ordering a Burger at HP (or IBM)
• America Offline (song parody)
• If Computer Companies Ran Christmas...
• How did the chicken cross the road?
• (L)Users
• Rules for Users
• If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers...
• If People Bought Furniture Like They Buy Computers
• Another (L)user Story
• The Nine Types of Users
• Don't Forget To Log Out!
• Cup Holder with 4X Oversampling
• Power Supply Problem
• Classic Luser Stories
• RTFM manpage
• The Shift Key FAQ
• Computer Problem Report Form
• How To Install Software
• More Luser Stories
• Userology
• More Tech Support Horror Stories 
• And yet more amusing tech support calls
• Typical Software Installation
• If architects had to work like web designers...
• Computer Geeks
• Top Ten Ways a Computer Geek Can Impress His Date
• Geek Speak
• Signs that technology has taken over your life
• The Hazards of Computer Camp
• Signs of Geekdom
• Computer geeks are the sex symbols of the 90's
• A Shipwreck Tale
• The Advisors and the Toaster
• Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers
• Evolution of a Programmer
• Nerd Season
• Geek Car
• The Internet and WWW
• You've been on the net too long when...
• Signs that you've overdosed on the Web
• Anagrams for "Information Superhighway"
• Inspector's Relay Hints
• Diary of an AOL User
• Man Bakes Cake With Recipe Found on Internet!
• Queries on the Net
• Is it really a highway?
• Creative response to junk e-mail
• MST3K Response to Usenet Spam
• alt.Gilligan's.theme...
• 101 Ways to be Obnoxious on Usenet
• How to Tell if Your Cat Has Your Password
• Net Folklore Gone Nuts
• Happily Addicted to the Web (song parody)
• Free Money/Good Times Parody
• Internet Light Bulb Joke
• Beware the Gullibility Virus
• Make Tenure Fast!
• Beware Greeks Bearing Gifts!
• Home on the Web
• Unix
• Fun with the Unix Shell
• Unix and C a Hoax?
• Gems from a Unix support hotline
• If the whole world were Unix...
• Manual Pages for vi
• Amusing story about the Unix Daemon
• Random Unix Jokes
• The Creation
• DREAM manpage
• Abbott and Costello Learn Unix
• Addicted to Vi
• Politically Correct Unix
• C and Other Languages
• C Compiler Error Messages
• You Shoot Yourself in the Foot...
• The 3 Pointers
• There is a cure for COBOL-sufferers...
• How to Program and Debug C Code
• If human DNA were coded in C...
• HOOPLA
• Assembly Language Opcodes
• Compiler Error Messages from a make of a Moria variant
• Write in C
• The Perils of C
• Microsoft
• Top Ten Things the 95 in Windows 95 Really Stands For
• Is Windows a Virus?
• The History of DOS and Windows
• Sex, Microsoft Style
• A Comparison of Windows 95 to Jesus Christ
• More Win95 Bashing
• If Microsoft Built Cars
• Microsoft Marketing Strategy
• The Microsoft Child
• Microsoft Acquires the Vatican!
• More Microsoft Bashing
• If Star Trek's Data Were Windows-Compatible
• The Borg Meet Microsoft
• Microsoft Toast
• Windows 95 Definition
• What Bill Can Do With His Wealth
• If Microsoft Ran a Restaurant...
• The Beast Sues Microsoft
• Bill the Beast?
• Internet Explorer for Linux
• Internet Explorer Virus Warning
• Jobs Makes Deal with the Devil
• Microsoft TV Dinners
• Microsoft Sues Tamagotchi Makers
• A conversation between Bill and Satan
• Bill Gates in Brussels
• Don't Want My WIN NT (song parody)
• Windows 98 Liner Notes
• Is Microsoft Really Like the Coca-Cola Corporation?
• Press Start to Finish
• A Tale of Blood-Curdling Terror
• Slightly Risque Computer Jokes
• SEX manpage
• BABY manpage
• Which is better -- a "significant other" or a computer?
• The Infamous Mouse Balls Memo
• Perl Script for Sex
• Taking a Leak
• What Unix Users Do
• Cybersex
• GirlFriend 1.0
• New Software System - MIASS
• Divine Computing Challenge