Are you feeling old? If not, consider this:
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were
born in 1980. Therefore:
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The Iranian hostage crisis occurred before they were conceived.
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They have no memory of a time before M-TV.
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"New Wave" is their PARENTS musical generation.
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Cyndi Lauper, Boy George, the Pretenders, the Kinks, the Sex Pistols are
all old music they have heard of, if they have heard of it at all.
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They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan era.
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They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged.
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If they have heard the name "Oliver North," it was probably as a losing
Congessional candidate, or perhaps in some obscure survey history text's
reference, such as might be made to Huey Long or Teapot Dome.
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Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression.
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Their world has always included AIDS.
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Having not lived through the Disco Scare, they can romanticize the 1970s.
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They watched "Star Wars" years ago, when they were kids - on video.
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Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums and cassette audiotapes.
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The oil crisis is history of which they probably know nothing and why anyone
WOULDN'T buy a Suburban is beyond them.
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Most of them have probably never seen a real nun, EVEN if they went to
Catholic schools.
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