On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go
to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing
her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now,
you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh,
aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God, you are so beautiful, let me take your
picture."
Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes, my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart
forever".
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom
to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you
wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe
and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."
He beams and asks, "Why?"
She answers, "SO I CAN GET IT ENLARGED!"
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