A college professor had just finished explaining an important research
project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement
for passing his class, and that there could be only two acceptable excuses
for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in
the student's immediate family.
A smart-ass student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke
up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"
As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students
had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring
look.
"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with
your other hand."
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