There is a fly over the river. There is a fish in the river. The fish
says, "if the fly drops six inches, I'll jump and grab it." There is a
bear behind a tree. The bear says, "if the fly drops six inches, the
fish will jump and grab the fly and I'll catch the fish." There is a
hunter on the other bank. The hunter says, "if the fly drops six inches,
the fish will jump and grab the fly, the bear will come from behind the
tree and catch the fish and I will shoot the bear." There is a mouse
behind the hunter. The mouse says, "if the fly drops six inches, the
fish will grab the fly, the bear will catch the fish, the hunter will
shoot the bear and I will eat the hunter's sandwich." There is a cat in
the bush behind the mouse. The cat says, "if the fly drops six inches,
the fish will grab the fly, the bear will catch the fish, the hunter will
shoot the bear, the mouse will eat the hunter's sandwich and I will catch
the mouse." The fly drops six inches. The fish jumps and grabs the
fly. The bear comes from behind the tree and catches the fish. The
hunter shoots the bear. The mouse eats the hunter's sandwich. The cat
jumps, misses the mouse and falls into the river.
MORAL:
When a fly drops six inches, a pussy is bound to get wet!
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