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| The family picture is on His desk. | Ah, a solid, responsible family man! |
| The family picture is on Her desk. | Um, her family will come before her career. |
| His desk is cluttered. | He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man. |
| Her desk is cluttered. | She's obviously a disorganized scatterbrain. |
| He is talking with his coworkers. | He must be discussing the latest deal. |
| She is talking with her coworkers. | She must be gossiping. |
| He's not in the office. | He's meeting a customer. |
| She's not in the office. | She must be out shopping. |
| He's having lunch with the boss. | He's on his way up. |
| She's having lunch with the boss. | They must be having an affair. |
| The boss criticized Him. | He'll improve his performance. |
| The boss criticized Her. | She'll be very upset. |
| He got an unfair deal. | Did he get angry? |
| She got an unfair deal. | Did she cry? |
| He's getting married. | He'll get more settled. |
| She's getting married. | She'll get pregnant and leave. |
| He's having a baby. | He'll need a raise. |
| She's having a baby. | She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits. |
| He's going on a business trip. | It's good for his career. |
| She's going on a business trip. | What does her husband say? |
| He's leaving for a better job. | He knows how to recognize a good opportunity. |
| She's leaving for a better job. | Women are not dependable. |
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