A little later, the husband, measuring tape in hand, walked over to his wife.   While she was bending over to tend to her flower bed, he measured her back side.  "Honey, your butt IS as wide as the grill."

She again ignored his remark. Later that night, while in bed, the husband began to feel frisky. He rolled over to initiate a play session when his wife calmly turned to him and said, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little weiner, you're out of your mind."

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