A horse and a chicken were playing in a meadow.
The horse fell into a mud hole and was sinking. He called to the
chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
The chicken ran to the farm but the farmer couldn't be found. So
he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope
around the bumper. He then threw the other end of the rope to his
friend, the horse, and drove the car forward, thus saving him from sinking.
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again
and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the
horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I
think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width
of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up."
The chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story?
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
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