Subject:"adaptation" of cheesy happy-face message sent to our upbeat alias
Date: 26 Jun 91 10:30:03 GMT

> This message was originally sent to the "upbeat" alias here at work.
> As you can guess, upbeat is the repository for this sort of thing,
> and as such it draws some amount of abuse. This is a particularly
> good reply to one of the cheesier messages.

A good fuck costs nothing, but gives much. It reaches those who receive without making poorer those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory sometimes lasts a lifetime. None is so rich or mighty that he can get along without it, and none is so poor but that he can be made richer by it. A good fuck creates happiness in the home, fosters goodwill in business, and is the countersign of friendship. It brings rest to the weary, cheer to the discouraged. A good fuck is sunshine to the sad, and is nature's best antidote for trouble.

Yet, it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is of no value to anyone until it is given away. Some people are too tired to give you a good fuck. Give them one of yours, as none needs a good fuck so such as he who has no more to give.

Have a good weekend.....

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