A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress. "You can't wear white." Reminds the sales clerk, "You've been married three times already."

"Of course I can, I'm a virgin," says the bride.

"Impossible," says the sales clerk.

"Unfortunately not," the bride explained; "My first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector. God, I miss him."

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