A talented cowboy ventriloquist walks into a western town and sees an Indian sitting on the porch. He figures he'll have a little fun...

Cowboy:  "Hey, ya gotta cool dog.  Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian:  "Dog no talk."
Cowboy:  "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog:     "Doin' alright."
Indian:  [extreme look of shock]
Cowboy: " Is this Indian your owner?" [pointing at Indian]
Dog:     "Yep"
Cowboy:  "How does he treat you?"
Dog:     "Real good.  He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian:  [look of disbelief]
Cowboy:  "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian:  "Horse no talk."
Cowboy:  "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse:   "Cool."
Indian:  [extreme look of shock]
Cowboy:  "Is this your owner?" [pointing at Indian]
Horse:   "Yep."
Cowboy:  "How's he treat you?"
Horse:   "Pretty good, thanks for asking.  He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect
me from the elements."
Indian:  [total look of amazement]
Cowboy:  "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian:  "Sheep lie."

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